tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3633959733646870082023-11-15T09:15:17.407-08:00Hot dogs for breakfast"You have no regard to the image you've created for yourself"Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01514279742797347036noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363395973364687008.post-82791187071192405002007-10-04T17:54:00.000-07:002007-10-04T17:57:17.076-07:00Questions raised at work thanks to me"Why is our PA wearing a tie?"<br /><br />"Why is there a Corona on my desk?"<br /><br />"Why is Ben wearing a sweater when it's 90 degrees?"<br /><br />"Why is the golf cart wedged into those poles?"<br /><br />"Who keeps turning the light off in the bathroom?"Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01514279742797347036noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363395973364687008.post-56608579557923421342007-08-18T17:53:00.001-07:002007-08-18T17:54:44.975-07:00The ridiculous vanity plates my new landlord is sporting:<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:180%;">JEDI GEE</span></div>Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01514279742797347036noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363395973364687008.post-3044068622927819162007-08-14T22:04:00.001-07:002007-08-14T22:06:28.760-07:00"This is what you get for hiring a PA with an iPhone"- producer's assistant to my friend in physical production after the director I'm driving around decided he loves my iPhone so much more than the Blackberry Pearl that DreamWorks got him yesterday.Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01514279742797347036noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363395973364687008.post-28130988153546678782007-08-04T22:46:00.000-07:002007-08-04T22:48:11.486-07:00The fire, it BURNS me!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r5YwxK95aos/RrVkdE2Zq7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/N7T3h284PcQ/s1600-h/St_elmo%27s_fire.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r5YwxK95aos/RrVkdE2Zq7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/N7T3h284PcQ/s320/St_elmo%27s_fire.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5095089004120484786" border="0" /></a><br /><i>A group of friends, just out of college, struggle with adulthood. Their main problem is that they're all self-centered and obnoxious.</i><br /><br />"just out of college"?<br />"struggle with adulthood"?<br />"self-centered"?<br />"obnoxious"?<br /><br />It's like Joel Schumacher made this movie with the 22-year-old me in mind and released it the day after I was born!Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01514279742797347036noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-363395973364687008.post-12135078109724369692007-07-15T21:11:00.000-07:002007-07-15T21:15:22.444-07:00Can a motherfucker wash the strainer?<span style="font-style: italic;">Found taped above the sink in my new apartment.</span><br /><br />Only to be crossed out, and inscribed beneath it; <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />"can motherfuckers wear men's jeans?"</span></span>Benjaminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01514279742797347036noreply@blogger.com2